🚨🦍 DEGEN MARKET REPORT 🚨🦍

BTC just got kicked down the stairs, bounced off the floor, stole a beer, and is trying to act like nothing happened.

Bitcoin is hanging around $63k, after briefly visiting the "oh no" zone near $59k last week.

Ethereum got absolutely folded during the dump and is still limping around the $1.6k-$1.7k area.

Degens got liquidated so hard that over $1 billion in leveraged positions evaporated during the selloff. Many longs were sent directly to Valhalla.

Market sentiment has been sitting in Extreme Fear, which in crypto usually translates to: "Everyone says it's over, therefore somebody is buying."

ETF money has been flowing out, institutions have been chasing AI stocks instead, and crypto has been the kid nobody picked for dodgeball.

But whales are nibbling again, ETF inflows have started to improve, and BTC just staged a decent bounce.

Degen Summary

📉 Trend: Still kinda cooked.

📈 Short-term: Relief bounce.

🤡 Leverage traders: Extinct.

🦍 Diamond hands: Posting "bullish" through tears.

🚀 Moon probability: Exists.

💀 Goblin-town probability: Also exists.

Current vibe: "We're so back" shouted by people who were saying "it's over" 48 hours ago. 📊🍺🚀

🦍 Some follow trends. Gorillas create them. USDT/BLURT.